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Can u get pregante...?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
"I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog."
Too formal.
single tear rolls down cheek I'm sorry, but i must do it..
smegnog
God damnit. That's beautiful
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
Question: what is smegma?
smegma ballz hehe
Baby mice
ask your mother
a foul substance of dubious origin
Adding this to my drunken vocab
"Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!"
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
Pregnoggers
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