2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.
No no. Jesus was born on 0AD. This kid was born on 2AD. Jesus would have been 2 years old, so he hadn't yet died.
Whats more concerning, is this is being posted by one of the kids parents. Which means THEY were born sometime in BCE. Which means they were alive and old enough to have kids when Jesus was born.
WHY ARE THEY NOT REVEALING THEIR TRICKS OF IMMORTALITY????
And also, why are they threatening their kids life?
Damn. That kid is fucking oooooold!
His days are numbered, though.
I mean, if he's 2022 years old he probably doesn't have much time left. 💔
That's a pretty big number, though.
He looks so young for his age.
He doesn't look a day past 80
When you're least expecting it... I will be there. Watch your back... for the tickle monster. And his knife... of love
Sounds like a detective Pimento quote
Might not be a native English speaker.
I believe that's a threat sandwich.
Poor boy, in addiction to have a questionable reasoning father now he’s on Lemmyshitpost and who knows where else. That adds up to the senile problems
You said "in addiction".
Who isn't
Chazz : Mind-bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy : Did you just say mind-bottling?
Chazz : Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?
Lolwut
Jesus!
2+0-2+2 - checks out.
