Anon gets free Robux
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(A 4Chan "green-text" with a picture of a Roblox Character dressed in shiny gold clothing)
be me like 12 years ago
someone asks me if I want robux
sure!
whats your password
its "ilovebeatles123321"
they log in
actually fucking get a transaction on my account
they buy me lifetime Outrageous Builders Club
800 Robux as well
literally just log out and then tell me to change my password
I still have no idea how my 13 year old self was not scammed
I don’t think a community for it is an unreasonable idea - at least for now, many AI images are easily identifiable by defects / lack of reasoning in the image. Though there isn’t a good computer program that can do this, I agree.
The community is a copy of the subreddit r/whitepeopletwitter, which is a spin-off of r/blackpeopletwitter. It’s not meant for exclusively white-person tweets - rather, it’s just meant to be a funny name to those who are aware of r/blackpeopletwitter. The omission of “white” in the display name is probably to reflect that they accept tweets from people of any ethnicity.
Anon's secret
spoiler
(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe chuckling)
have two dogs
ask them "who's a good dog!?"
never tell them who
it's them
Anon's daughter loves Metal Gear Rising
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(A 4Chan "green-text".)
married, with a six year old daughter
wife hates violent video-games and doesn't want me playing them with daughter in same room
my little girl loves some of the violent stuff, but I do draw the line obviously
she absolutely loves, loves, loves Raiden, Sam, and the Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance cast of characters. Mostly likes Raiden and Sam over the rest of them.
get a phone call from school, saying she was in a fight.
have to leave work and address this mess
principal explains to me that she punched a boy who made fun of her, stood over him and said, "Show me a good time, Jack."
I almost, almost started to laugh and had to brush it off like a cough.
had to ball my fist over my mouth, excuse myself.
"Anon, do you have any idea where she learned this?"
"No sir, but I will talk to her about it."
We made it five steps into the parking lot before l lost my shit, imagining my daughter standing over some little shit with her arms spread saying, "Show me a good time, Jack."
got her ice cream, had a heart to heart, and had to play it down when wifey got home
Kids are a treat sometimes.
Anon helps a turtle
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(A 4Chan "green-text", titled "Altruism", with a close-up photograph of a turtle on the pavement)
Riding bike through town
See something strange on the side of the road
Decide to stop and investigate
It's a turtle tucked into its shell
Hold finger in front of shell
Turtle pokes its head out, sniffs finger, and then retreats back into it's shell
It's a hot day, and there are no bodies of water nearby
There's a river a few miles away, decide to take the turtle there
Ride bike with one hand while holding the turtle
People look at me strangely
Don't care, the turtle is all that matters
Turtle pokes its head out when going fast downhill
Probably the fastest the turtle has ever gone
Finally reach the river
Set the turtle on the shore under some shade
After about 10 seconds the turtle crawls into the water
Looks back at me before submerging and swimming away
Feel more emotion in that moment than I have in the last few years
Despite my mistakes and shortcomings, a creature's life was made better by my existence
Is using our time to help others the real answer?
I would say “Merry Christmas” is used more often here, but “Happy Christmas” is used a lot too. The Queen used to say “Happy Christmas” in her speech every year, which might have something to do with its popularity here? I didn’t know it wasn’t used in the US.
Anon chats with an elderly woman
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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "The elderly is wise", with a black-and-white portrait photograph of an elderly woman staring into the camera)
Be me, lonely guy in Britain
Get in the public transport to get back home
Sit next to a lovely old lady who smiled at me
Have a little talk
She tells me really interesting stuff and we have some laughs together
She tells that this day se would've been celebrating his brother's birthday but he is gone
We keep talking
She tells me a heartwarming advise:
'I could stay indoors and think about bad things, instead, I decide to go outside, see things, smile at people, they smile back at me, there is no point of being sad and angry at home'
Actually I feel like if I listened some sort of prophet
She gets to her stop and leaves, we say Happy Christmas to each other
Elderly deserve respect, I'll probably join as a volunteer to some kind of organisation that helps them.
Anon shares music with his sister
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a photograph of a lake in the early morning)
be me
22
visiting parents
see younger sister for first time in years
13yo TikTok kid who listens to the same 5 songs
spend day driving around and listening to music with her
have drinks with dad that night
spend night in basement office
room is below hers
hear her listening to a bunch of the songs I played in the truck
I feel accomplished as a big brother.
Another picture:
And a better shot of the yellow pin, since it's at a weird angle:
Link to the music video in which the jacket appears (albeit without the pins).
Anon's new puppy
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a drawing of Pepe driving whilst looking down at a puppy on the passenger seat)
be me
be loser who drives a delivery van all day
work is fucking boring as fuck
get new puppy
puppy is sad when I go to work
have idea
I will take puppy to work with me
Next day put puppy in van
Puppy sits shotgun all day, does not piss or poop in cab
Take puppy to park during lunch break
Puppy waits patiently while I make deliveries
Drive home
Realize work was fun with my little puppy buddy
Have never had this much enjoyment of work
Thank you puppy
Anon makes mom proud
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a pencil sketch of a girl looking at a flower)
finals are near
cant concentrate on studying because a lot of stuff in my mind lately
first exam is on thursday, history.
fuck.png
talk to mom
i love my mom
"i used to love history, fem-anon. stayed up until 4am reading everything i could, it's beautiful"
she motivates me to study thanks to her passion
read first topic
hey, this ain't that bad
be thrown aback because dates and weird ass names
mom comes in room
"i made you some roasted chestnuts"
be one of my favourite winter desserts
"continue studying sweetie, good luck! i know u can do it!"
im gonna do this for you mom. im gonna have the greatest grades i can achieve. i love you mom. i'll make you proud, i swear.
Anon is grateful
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a photograph of a grape vine bearing two luscious bunches of green grapes)
be me
live in california
extremely hot lately
out for a walk because i need exercise
taking dirt path
come across a short Mexican man selling fruit with his son
browse his fruits, they're all ripe and juicy
man and son are both just smiling at me
I realize i don't have my wallet
try to explain that i have no money and start to turn to leave
hear them talking in rapid-fire Spanish
then the man hollers "Senor! quieres uva?"
don't know what "uva" is but i say yes
he hands me a bunch of green grapes like picrel
i try again to say i have no money
then the son says "he know, he say you look hungry" in broken english
thank them over and over
eat the grapes on my walk
literally the best grapes i've ever eaten
if i ever see them again i'm going to pay them 5x the cost of those grapes. thank you senor uva
Anon is a wizard
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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe wearing a blue starry wizard hat and holding a star-topped wand)
at a stop light
light is red
"go green.... NOW"
still red
"go green... NOW"
still red
"go green... NOW"
turns green
my-face-when
Anon befriends a mantis
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(A 4Chan "green-text" titled "Bug Bro", with a photograph of a praying mantis)
15 year old daughter suddenly got an extreme interest in mantises
decide to buy her one
she cares for it like a baby, honestly surprised at her responsibility over her pet
she wants me to hold it but I don't wanna
eventually she wears me down and I do it
the damn thing looks me in the face
when it's not focused on the tricks she makes it do (jump from hand to hand, etc)
daughter tells me it can eat all sorts of meat
what the hell
feed it a piece of steak
IT EATS IT FROM MY HAND
have been bonding with the mantis ever since
I never thought I could get this invested in a bug.
Definitely doesn't deserve a permanent ban imo, I don't think they were trying to cause offence.
The modlog says it was the sh.itjust.works automod. The comment content didn't contain any keywords that could have tripped it, so I'm not sure why it would have been set off. Maybe the automod is set to permanently ban recently created accounts that have a significant number of downvotes.
Maybe Boost doesn't display that it's been removed? When a comment is removed, Lemmy stills sends the content of the comment to the frontend - it's up to your client to not display the content. The comment is definitely gone on the website frontend.
I didn’t remove it; the instance admins (the modlog says “automod”) did. They also got permanently banned from sh.itjust.works, apparently. I personally don’t think it was that bad - it sounds more like misunderstanding or ignorance than intent to cause offense. You’re welcome to look at the modlog to see what it said
It says "doesn't use the internet", not "can't use the internet". Whilst the internet has become more accessible over time through the use of screen readers etc, accessibility is unfortunately not considered a priority for many apps and websites. It's trickier to navigate the web as a blind person because websites are primarily designed to be looked at, not heard. It's not unreasonable that she might just not want to use it, even though she could learn to.
I'm aware of this - unfortunately, Lemmy doesn't allow transcription of the post image in this way, as it isn't part of the post body markdown. In Lemmy 0.19.4 or 0.19.5 (I'm not sure which) they added an actual alt_text field to posts for this (see here). Once sh.itjust.works updates to that version, I'll start using that field :D
The photo on the left is with makeup; the photo on the right is without. On the leftmost image the lips are more saturated and have more defined edges and there is more shadow around the eyes.
