Ha! not if I'm vegan!
44 6 ReplyEnjoy your piece of wood!
128 1 ReplyThat wood was alive too you cruel bastard.
52 1 Replylovely board of wood.
15 1 ReplyEnjoy your bowel cancer and early death!
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Nice bread, some houmous and balsamic to dip it in (separately, of course), marinated olives and artichoke hearts, grilled courgette and tomatoes
33 1 ReplyAnd some nice salted balls I mean balls I mean balls I mean nuts
13 0 ReplyDon't forget the weird cheese made from rice which, while it tastes a little funny, reminds you of the hearth around which your forefathers sat.
5 0 ReplyI've never seen anyone spell hummus like that lol! Apparently that's how they spell it in the UK?
4 0 ReplyHow do you marinate an olive?
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Could I interest you in bruschetta, and hummus and veggies instead?
15 3 ReplyGod damn do I love a good bruschetta
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How do you know someone is a vegan?
They will tell you.
11 17 Replythe one joke
15 3 ReplyHow can you tell someone is a brainless gout ridden carnist? They retell the same tired old joke over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
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Yay I love chartut... the uh sharcutery... the meat and cheese on a board
28 0 ReplyAdult lunchables
23 0 ReplySharkcoochie board
13 0 ReplyCharcuterie, but it doesn't include the cheese actually, it's the name of the type of meat preps
8 0 Replyto be honest, I had to fight autocorrect to misspell charcuterie for the joke
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How do you feel about crew do tay?
4 0 Replysharcutery
Is that where the meat part of the board is just hakarl, fermented shark?
3 0 ReplyShark cutery
3 0 ReplyTagliere salumi e formaggi
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cheese board but the board is made of ciabatta
19 0 ReplyYou just cracked this thing wide open
12 0 ReplyI am a cheese board purist, can't eat shit if the board isnt made out of cheese
12 0 ReplyOlive ciabatta is sooo damn good
9 0 ReplyDon’t tell anyone about this secret sandwich technology.
6 0 ReplyI stick with the wood. More fiber.
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Sometimes it's Grain liquor and slim jims (happiest expression)
17 0 ReplyBold of you to assume we can afford any of that.
17 2 ReplyNot anymore it isn't. I remember my parents getting a weeks worth of meats and cheese for €15 making the same wage as i do now.
I would now pay roughly 50€ for a similar selection, so no more meats and cheese because i also pay triple the rent they did for a house half the size.
No i'll never stop complaining about it because my wage 10 years ago paid for a lovely house and allowed me to enjoy life by working out like the beast i enjoy being and now i'm left empty handed beside a load of skills that my employer deems worthless but a requirement nonetheless.
Make it make sense, because i'm certain we deserve more than what we currently get.
13 0 ReplyAmen.
The wages didn't change, but the cost of everything sure did.
This timeline sucks.
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My favorite part is when I get one whole day to sit quietly and no one bothers me... It's glorious
11 0 ReplyCharcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.
10 0 ReplyTurns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you're being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.
9 0 ReplyThe real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don't have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.
Likewise, get some salami and another meat.
5 0 Replyground beef
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I do this sometimes as a treat for myself. The rest of the time I'm way too poor to afford it.
I know chaturie is supposed to be an appetizer/shared, but given the cost of everything, it's now my dinner, and I'm not sharing.
8 0 ReplyI don't know 'bout y'all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.
6 0 ReplyThe trick is to have wooden teeth.
4 0 ReplyAh the George Washington strategy.
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Don't forget the wine
5 0 ReplyHell yeah
5 0 ReplyMeet amd cheese
4 0 ReplyIt’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.
4 0 ReplyWould.
3 0 ReplyThe catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues
3 0 ReplyI wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I'd like to go visit.
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