Holy voting choices!

Why cannot Robin take care of the Batcave? Why Alfred want the Batcave so bad when is clear that he need to retire and let a younger generation have their time?

Doing away with First Past The Post voting will allow us to choose a different, better option.

It's unfair to compare Trump to the Joker. The Joker is a strategic and tactical and logistical genius, he didn't inherit his position from "Papa Clown Show" and pretend to be good at what he does.

What if Alfred is guilty of genocide?

The US has sent at least 14,000 of its massive, highly destructive 2,000-pound bombs to Israel since October 7, report says. The fact that this doesn't seem to matter at all is damning, you don't even see the Palestinians as people.

I like how Democrats always frame this as the only two choices. They really, REALLY want to lose.

Joker for president!

But you also don't have Alfred as the one suiting up to fight the Joker either.

Or you could run someone who doesn't have their foot half in the grave.

It is going to be so funny when the election is over and all the people who are actually in power in the USA are still in direct power because it is a corrupt oligarchy run by international criminals and not an actual republic where you have meaningful say.

A joker who is just as old as Alfred.*

They be like: your options are a shit sandwich or getting shot in the head.

When all along your options are every other food too, they just removed them from the menu.

You still should pick the shit sandwich over the shot to the head, but you should as hell be mad at both the one who would pull the trigger and the ones who left you with a shit sandwich as the viable alternative.

Eat the sandwich, remove the trigger man then go after the restaurant owners.

They knew in 2020 that Joe was slipping but instead of trying to solve the problem then they did nothing but cover up the obvious issues. To go with the metaphor, Alfred was a good man doing the right thing. The modern Democrat party has no Alfred. Instead they now seems to care more about their party's own power over the actual good of the country. Very few people wanted Joe in 2020 but we were told we vote him in to save democracy and then run someone better in 2024. Now here we are going through the same loop. No, if the Democratic party refuses to run a candidate that the people want then we've already lost our democracy. Our two party only system is already a joke and it allows those in power to do whatever they want with the looming threat that the other team will destroy America. I'm sorry to say but the Joker is already in charge.

Alfred has been dead for like 5 years now. He's not coming back. Bruce has a new mansion in the city with the Bat Family.

They replaced Alfred with Bruce. We're not asking them to replace Alfred with the Joker, but with someone competent

Who cares if they die day 1 in office? It's about which party is in charge.

Ok yeah, but that doesn't mean we need to choose Alfred to do the actual fighting against the Joker. Instead, it's perfectly OK to say "Hey Alfred, let Batman handle the Joker, you watch and provide advice if you're needed."

Terrible analogy.

This is the goddamn DNC's fault. They are allergic to supporting anyone that's not an old school establishment Democrat.

Give us a suitable candidate. Biden is too old and everyone knows it.

Give us someone that is actually progressive and that actually wants to help the American people. We have a few very obvious issues that neither of our geriatric overlords are addressing.

1. ADDRESS CLIMATE CHANGE. This is the most important one. Just do something. Anything. Nothing is being done and it's getting hotter every year.

2. Lower the cost of living. Rent is out of control. Food costs are out of control. It's hard to live right now. Protect US citizens from corporate greed.

3. Fix the real estate market. Most of us will never be able to own a house because several corporations have been allowed to run amok. Make it so the average person can buy a house.

4. Healthcare for all. It's not complicated.

5. Stop the genocide.

Put someone forward with this obvious and simple platform, and I promise they win.

We are not married to Biden. Get us someone younger. Why is this so hard?

This is Alfred slander. He's the only person on Earth who can slap sense into fucking Batman, not some old fuck who should have been in hospice care two years ago

The false dichotomy fallacy here is that we don't have to choose either. There is still time to pick Robin. Younger; more charismatic; still moral.

More like victor zsasz vs the joker lmao

The fact the office of the president has to be likened to Alfred to make sense is quite underhanded and indicative of a greater issue.

No, but you DO replace him.

Batman put Harley Quinn in charge of the bat cave.

So, this happened in the comics and show, alfred got older and passed away, bruce wayne retired as batman, he managed the batcave, and a younger protege took up the batman mantle.

I dont know what this malarkey is about thinking someone cant be too old for a job.

Ah, yes, Jimmy Kimmel. The voice of reason.

Yeah, this analogy just stinks, as a comic book fan...

Seems like such an odd comparison. Alfred Pennyworth is a certified badass, he would absolutely keep Wayne Manor and the Batcave both managed and defended until the day he dies if he wishes to.

I call this one "American Politics".

In one universe, Alfred was the Joker.

This is the best argument I’ve seen so far, which is sad. They should run on this message. Also sad.

Where the fuck is Batman anyway?

You have to put politics into children's cartoon terms to get it across to Jimmy Kimmel watchers

If you're already making these comparisons, Biden has already lost. Get your guns, beans, and gasoline. Good luck.

Except the Dems convention hasn't happened yet and there's still plenty of time to hire Batman a great butler who's still capable...

Joker only has a chance if we run Alfred and he loses. We don't have to run Alfred.

So if you want to do everything you can to stop Joker, Alfred needs to step aside and endorse his replacement