Fair and Balanced

Oh, come
on, you’re
someone!

With the small number of total words, it could have been one picture

omg. fuck this format right in the 17 panels.

Just imagine William Shatner's voice.

Yeah, it's pretty bad, particularly trying to read it on a phone.

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YnHlCcTd2Ww&feature=youtu.be

Here it is as a video. Its probably because of the subtitles being positioned like that,

One has not watched John Oliver.

// Its word for word in a sentence structure John himself uses

Of all the dumb meme shit out there, this is the one you chose as worthy to criticize?

And I hope they have to eat nothing but Putin, over and over again.

What I like to imagine that brings a smile to my face is the afterlife for Ronald Reagan involves him being stuck in a small room perfectly healthy and fine, but utterly alone, for the rest of eternity. Nothing is in the room and there are no windows. The room is a single color and silent.

Kissinger I think I would like to not to actually go to hell but be reincarnated as a public trash can in the dirtiest and most desperate part of a Republican/austerity ravaged rust belt city. In this case I would hope Kissinger felt excruciating pain the entire time.

Then again maybe heaven would be wonderful for the rest of us if you took Kissinger and Reagan and cloned them into human bowling pins that you would try to squish into blood splatters with boulders over and over again in a relaxing bowling style game. In this case every single death would be felt by Reagan and Kissinger, their screams and squishing bodies would echo around the bowling alley adding a nice staccato excitement to the background music playing on the speakers!

Do I sound unhinged? Good! Maybe I am describing a bowling alley in hell and not heaven but idk sign me up wherever it is both these men are mass murderers who more than got away with their heinous crimes.

I’m a former born and raised Christian turned anti-theist, I’d be happy to find out I’m wrong if it means those two and Nixon are in eternal agony

here it is as a video, shoddy editing skills by me https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YnHlCcTd2Ww&feature=youtu.be

I’m happy to steal and post one you make for me that’s better.

On taking office, Nixon established the Council of Urban Affairs, under the leadership of Daniel Patrick Moynihan, to develop a welfare reform proposal. Moynihan's proposed plan centered on replacing welfare programs with a negative income tax, which would provide a guaranteed minimum income to all Americans. Nixon became closely involved in the proposal and, despite opposition from Arthur Burns and other conservatives, adopted Moynihan's plan as the central legislative proposal of his first year in office. In an August 1969 televised address, Nixon proposed the Family Assistance Plan (FAP), which would establish a national income floor of $1600 per year for a family of four.

Taken from his Wikipedia. Nixon. I mean how far the bar has dropped.

That's the going canon.

But of the many, many reasons to celebrate her absence from this current iteration of mortal coil, what she liked to do behind closed bedroom doors is not one of them for me.

She sucked ol Ronny stupid.