Is no one going
To talk about how
This meme is poorly
Paced out?
Oh, come
on, you’re
someone!With the small number of total words, it could have been one picture
omg. fuck this format right in the 17 panels.
Just imagine William Shatner's voice.
It's even more fun as Christopher Walken
Yeah, it's pretty bad, particularly trying to read it on a phone.
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YnHlCcTd2Ww&feature=youtu.be
Here it is as a video. Its probably because of the subtitles being positioned like that,
One has not watched John Oliver.
// Its word for word in a sentence structure John himself uses
Meanwhile, Jimmy Carter is still alive and in a coma, dreaming of building houses for poor people.
Even in a coma, Jimmy Carter is doing more for the American people than Ronald Reagan ever did.
WAIT HE'S IN COMA???
Poor guy... Old couples rlly do pop off one after the other, huh. His wife passed last year, n he's well on his way now...
He told Americans what they needed to hear, not what they wanted to hear, and when they didn't re-elect him for that, that's when it marked the decadent phase of this hegemony.
Jimmy Carter is a good man but was in a job that did not suit him. And people will remember him for that fault unfortunately. Since being president he has shown how much he cares for humanity
Fuck Reagan. If there is a Hell, I hope he and Kissinger are getting human-centipeded
And I hope they have to eat nothing but Putin, over and over again.
Why do you hate Canadian cousine so much?
What I like to imagine that brings a smile to my face is the afterlife for Ronald Reagan involves him being stuck in a small room perfectly healthy and fine, but utterly alone, for the rest of eternity. Nothing is in the room and there are no windows. The room is a single color and silent.
Kissinger I think I would like to not to actually go to hell but be reincarnated as a public trash can in the dirtiest and most desperate part of a Republican/austerity ravaged rust belt city. In this case I would hope Kissinger felt excruciating pain the entire time.
Then again maybe heaven would be wonderful for the rest of us if you took Kissinger and Reagan and cloned them into human bowling pins that you would try to squish into blood splatters with boulders over and over again in a relaxing bowling style game. In this case every single death would be felt by Reagan and Kissinger, their screams and squishing bodies would echo around the bowling alley adding a nice staccato excitement to the background music playing on the speakers!
Do I sound unhinged? Good! Maybe I am describing a bowling alley in hell and not heaven but idk sign me up wherever it is both these men are mass murderers who more than got away with their heinous crimes.
I’m a former born and raised Christian turned anti-theist, I’d be happy to find out I’m wrong if it means those two and Nixon are in eternal agony
Very very annoying and unnecessary format for a joke.
here it is as a video, shoddy editing skills by me https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=YnHlCcTd2Ww&feature=youtu.be
Ah yes. The episode in which John Oliver eats his audience. I think I remember that one.
Ronald Reagan is in hell, waiting for heaven to trickle down.
I mean he died like 50 years too late to improve anything, but John Oliver ain't wrong.
Even Nixon signed the EPA into existence. That’s one good thing. Best thing Reagan did is feed worms in the cemetery.
On taking office, Nixon established the Council of Urban Affairs, under the leadership of Daniel Patrick Moynihan, to develop a welfare reform proposal. Moynihan's proposed plan centered on replacing welfare programs with a negative income tax, which would provide a guaranteed minimum income to all Americans. Nixon became closely involved in the proposal and, despite opposition from Arthur Burns and other conservatives, adopted Moynihan's plan as the central legislative proposal of his first year in office. In an August 1969 televised address, Nixon proposed the Family Assistance Plan (FAP), which would establish a national income floor of $1600 per year for a family of four.
Taken from his Wikipedia. Nixon. I mean how far the bar has dropped.
That 1600 is apparently equivalent to 13k today. Not the chump change I thought it was gonna be.
Nancy gave great head, reportedly.
That's the going canon.
But of the many, many reasons to celebrate her absence from this current iteration of mortal coil, what she liked to do behind closed bedroom doors is not one of them for me.
Oh, yeah, just trying to find bright spots. That talent is definitely a positive character trait, in my mind.
She sucked ol Ronny stupid.
It's true: literally everything has been better every year since 2004.
Rest in piss rush limbaugh
Well . . .
