next day: I invented something called a subscription!
22 0 ReplyThe day after that: your letter e has worn down, replace it immediately.
12 0 Replyor we will remotely lock your printing press (with a pad lock)
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What sayest thou?
parchment casket loaden scrolle?!?22 0 ReplyBack upon thine ass with ye ol resurrection.
12 0 Reply"How is girl got pergament?"
11 0 ReplyHow is babby formed?
6 0 Reply"I think I got gf bergamot, what to do next?"
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Please contact HP PrinterCare
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14 0 Reply"PC Load Letter"
12 0 ReplyThe manuscript clearly states this - I don't understand such confusion in this thread.
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Please subscribe to print
12 0 ReplyBut I only wanted to print in black and white.
10 0 ReplyFuck you, the printer demon demands more magenta.
7 0 ReplyDamn it Marty! .... I told you we should have used that two for one ink special last spring! .... now we're going to have to delay the reformation until the 1600s!
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Too bad, we need to track your prints
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See that just goes to show how far we've come technologically. Now it tells you that you're out of yellow because of the hidden marks it prints on every page without telling you.
8 0 ReplyI hope we can get the source code if the press jam, otherwise we need to write a new OS.
3 0 ReplyMagenta didn’t exist in 1440
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