If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?
If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it?
I would poop in a different toilet
66 0 ReplyBut then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
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For, because I'm about consent.
36 0 Replyif you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
20 0 ReplyThis is the best answer
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Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I'm clean?
17 0 ReplyWould it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
15 0 ReplyI would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
13 0 Reply"Just pee? sigh"
13 0 ReplyNeither. I want it to be honored to accept my waste and happy to serve.
9 0 Reply"Well, it's a living!"
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"Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!"
8 0 ReplySee, this is why I hate "would you rather...?"
Why can't it just be content with the amount I feed it, why's it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
7 0 ReplyIt's not begging out of hunger, it's begging out of desire
8 0 Replyfeeeeed me seymour!
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I don't think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
8 1 ReplyNo? I would move.
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If my toilet was sentient, I would set it free and get a normal toilet again.
7 0 ReplyI'm pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I've heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
6 0 ReplyI always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
4 0 ReplyLike in the SNL sketch?
1 0 ReplyThats not quite how I pictured it.
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I can use all the encouragement I can get.
3 0 ReplyYes.
3 0 ReplySentient does not necessarily mean able to speak or move. How and why should I notice that it is sentient?
1 0 ReplyI would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
1 1 Reply"Why do you always take so long in the bathroom?"
"I have to argue with the toilet about conservation of mass."
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