Microblog Memes @lemmy.world BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Hoo hoo.

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If they could reconcile their differences, you could eat chicken wings while learning how to say “jumbo bazoingas” in several languages.
- I do wish Duolingo had slang and curse lessons
  
  That would be fucking awesome
- And if you skip your lesson, you become the next set of "chicken" wings
- How do you translate made up slang words into another language? Do you just discover which made up slang words they have for the same things and then use those words? What if the other language doesn't have equivalent slang?
  
  Then you just look at the jumbo bazoingas and stop worrying about it.
Surprising which one of the two turned out to be a stalker.
- Spanish or vanish!
  
  (for anyone who missed my favorite april fools joke of the year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWXuz95uBQo)
  
  It's French or the trench...
The Tootsie pop owl is their cousin and they both hate that guy, fuckin asshole
- You though the hooters owl was a creep…
Knowledge? The Duolingo bird has chosen the path of ultra violence
Nobody cares for the America's Best owl who chose optometry.
- Or the Tootsie roll owl choosing confectionary.
They were born and raised in black and white
I think I know the concept behind Hooters and other generic boobie bars (not an american) but I honestly don't think I could go to one of those venues and, if I went, I have serious doubts I'd be able to enjoy myself or the meal.
- I used to go there because they had pretty tasty and affordable shrimp, wings, and cheap beer. It was a fun place to get tipsy with friends while eating comfort food and drinking ice cold beer. I could give or take the big boobies, but I certainly didn't complain about them. I even took my now wife there on a date before we were married, and she agreed that the shrimp, wings, and cheap beer were great deals. My men's Bible study group was not quite as open-minded...
  
  I respect that.
  
  I'm in no fashion whatsoever a prude or a moralist - hey, I admit the concept is actually interesting! - but I'm too stern to allow myself to go to a boobies bar and enjoy it with no concern on my mind. Let's call it a personal mental barrier.
- I went as a novelty kind of thing when I was a kid visiting Disney, but it was just sort of amusing back then. Grown ass men should just step up and go to a titty bar.
  
  Not if the eating and drinking at a reasonable price was part of the appeal.
  
  Titty bar = topless bar?
- I've been a couple of times. The food wasn't particularly good, so you probably wouldn't have enjoyed the meal. Honestly, it's more like a generic restaurant than it is a strip club.
Matilda?
- "You chose books, I chose looks."
  
  -- Matilda's mom
Adidas and puma, but modern.
- And I'd say less Nazis, but I'm not so sure....
- Adidas: All Day I Dream About Sex
Homie's never heard of "carnal knowledge".

PS:

For

Unlawful

Carnal

Knowledge
- Cool name for an album, false etymology. Best theories are a lot more boring, super ancient words for strike or rub.
  
  Cool name for an album...
They are still a good pair of hooters
Deewar (1975)

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