"H-hey guys, w-what did you expect me to do - be forced to carry it all the way to term, giving up all my hopes & dreams for the future b/c of one little mistake, made months ago? It was him I told you - he told me to do it! He said he'd be there for me!?"
He’s managed the impossible…. be more unlikable than Trump. Good for him.
Iowa and New Hampshire beg to differ in his popularity.
I really hope that conman isn't elected again.
As much as you and I don't want to believe it. Trump will be the Republican nominee.
More unlikeable than the insurrection inciting, rapist orange bad man? How so??
Even trumpists largely can't stand him.
Claims to be pro-life.
Political career dies.
Rules for thee but not for me.
We're doing this again? Celebrating the non-candidates dropping out when really all that means is that a literal dictator wannabe is going to be the front runner?
Trump was always going to be the GOP candidate. Even the Biden team wanted Trump because that is their entire strategy 'But Trump'. Biden didn't have another strategy.
How the Biden campaign hopes to make 2024 less about Biden and more about a contrast with Trump
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/02/politics/biden-campaign-strategy-trump-2024/index.html
DeSantis tried to out-Trump Trump's awfulness, and for all his social awkwardness, he's likely smarter than Trump. So I don't think he was any sort of improvement.
Trump was always going to be #1 for the GOP.
he and his ilk have lost every election they attempt
the red wave isn't coming just vote
Is he himself too far along to abort?
Only 180th trimester, I think we're in the clear
fires up wood chipper
Poor lil fella. Thoughts and prayers!
All options should be explored.
"Ron Desantis, largest recipient of help from his SuperPAC 'Never Back Down', has today backed down"
What a cuck
I bet that participation trophy is looking pretty good now, huh Ron?
Pathetic shitcunt with the charisma of a fresh dogpile.
Think he'll stop wearing lifts now?
Does that count as affirmative body care?
Oh it is absolutely gender affirming
Ironic. He could prevent other fetus-Americans from being aborted, but not-himself.
There was an episode of The Apprentice all about how Donald Trump likes meatballs on his pizza
Now he'll have Ron's!
He picked a fight with the mouse and faded away
I was hoping the Republican vote would be split between Trump and DeSantis. Lame.
I love me a good "Florida Man" headline.
I'll have you know what Ron eats is pudding.
And he eats it with his fingers.
Well that was awfully short. He could have made a legit run against Trump, but his campaign was horribly managed, and early on he rode the culture war stuff too hard. Oh well. Four more years of orange man coming at us I guess.
Non-consensually grabbing our attention, by the short-hairs, and won't let go until we... whelp, I guess we'll find out.
