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Is this real today or a prediction of the future?
42 0 ReplyIt's obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
78 0 ReplyYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
68 0 ReplyPUCKERPRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN. PUCKER PRINT UNRECOGNIZED. SWIPE AGAIN.
27 0 Reply"I just gotta check your asssshole sir"
14 0 ReplyJust like when I go to the local bodega for weed.
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5 0 ReplyAnal print changed from hemorrhoids.
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If it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
11 0 ReplyI remember reading something about Dali I think getting butthole prints of people and discovering that butthole prints are just as identifying as finger prints.
6 0 ReplyHuh... I never thought about it. But that makes a lot of sense.
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I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus
Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html
6 0 ReplyDamn, I heard about that a couple years ago and just looked it up again...
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Please scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
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You are attempting to verify a fact. Your authorization code is 42069. The future will never ask for your personal information.
Enjoy your flush!
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