2FA, second flush authentication.
75 0 ReplyIs this real today or a prediction of the future?
40 0 ReplyIt's obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.
76 0 ReplyYou gotta enroll in AnusID! The flush times are significantly faster and the probe to verify you only hurts a little.
65 0 ReplyIf it was really smart it would scan your butthole.
11 0 ReplyPlease scan your genitals and a copy of your government issued identification to verify your identity.
5 0 Reply
You are attempting to verify a fact. Your authorization code is 42069. The future will never ask for your personal information.
Enjoy your flush!
40 0 ReplyVerificationCan.jpg
5 0 Reply
I dropped my phone in the toilet, what do now?
25 0 ReplyWell good thing it prevented you from flushing it with your phone in the toilet.
37 0 ReplyPhone don't work anymore though. Now I'll never be able to flush again 😭
Sigh, I guess I'll have to do the waffle stomp from now on... 💩
12 0 Reply
Fish it out.
1 0 Reply
Not even surprised they're an apple user.
29 6 Reply"Subscribe to flush+ for just $39.99/month and get unlimited flushes!"*
*unlimited flushes between 3am and 4am only. All additional flushes are $2.99 per flush. Surge flushing rates apply for 2 hours following any consumption of coffee or Indian food
19 0 ReplyI did not enjoy this comment
10 0 Reply2 0 Reply