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The second coming is near

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Come on. How could that be a sin?
- Because he wasn't fully erect.
  
  Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi
- I think that's like, in the Beatitudes, or something.
  
  I've still got to listen to their "new" song.
Wah-llelujah
Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai
- I don't know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi's hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?
  
  On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don't want to see it.
- You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!
- Ever heard of search engines? They're pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you'll get what the words describe.
  
  It's a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.
It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin
- At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do
  
  Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...
"You do you, bro 👍"

--- Jesus probably
- Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.
Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright
Did he try to intervene with any of them?
- God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.
- To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.
I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.
- Some Warhammer vibes
  
  I guess geedubbs just got the wrong memo when they created the ecclesiarchy
He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it
I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.
Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?
- u tryna end up in that garden too huh
- The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.
- Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34
  
  With or without vore?
- Hot as hell. That's what.
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
- Don't play dumb yeezy boy
what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)
- When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.
  
  Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.
- As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing
  
  I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.
- It's also definitely not something you'll ever hear.
  
  From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.
  
  You need to bone up on your reading
*sigh*

*unzip*

Can't let his sacrifice be in vain..
Which guy though?
- Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?
  
  I'm always happy to assist.
Cum onto me my children....

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