Republicans Gravely Offended by Sermon Preaching Christianity
Republicans Gravely Offended by Sermon Preaching Christianity
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Is it considered satire if it is objectively accurate?
Obligatory "this isn't even satire" observation
That aside, of course Republicans were offended by an actual Christian. They hate the bible. Donald Trump Jr. literally said out loud with his mouth that following its teachings has "gotten us nothing."
But hey, he was only talking about that one woke verse, and obviously God doesn't want us taking everything Jesus said seriously!
Things like this happening in real life are why I think some conservatives are legitimately, sincerely, deeply stupid. And a little cruel.
https://www.npr.org/2023/08/08/1192663920/southern-baptist-convention-donald-trump-christianity
It was the result of having multiple pastors tell me, essentially, the same story about quoting the Sermon on the Mount, parenthetically, in their preaching — "turn the other cheek" — [and] to have someone come up after to say, "Where did you get those liberal talking points?" And what was alarming to me is that in most of these scenarios, when the pastor would say, "I'm literally quoting Jesus Christ," the response would not be, "I apologize." The response would be, "Yes, but that doesn't work anymore. That's weak." And when we get to the point where the teachings of Jesus himself are seen as subversive to us, then we're in a crisis.
I don't know what can be done about this. Humans are tribal and facts can't beat that.
MAGA is about hurting people. That's all it's about.
It is definitely telling that when conservatism has come at odds with Christianity, so many Christians have chosen to abandon Christianity instead of abandoning conservatism.
Depends on the flavour of conservativism. In some ways Christianity is pretty conservative (Like sexual abd gender dynamics: Women cannot be in ecclesial authority over men, sex is between a married man and a woman, remarriage isn't allowed, divorce is frowned upon) but can also be pretty socialist (You shouldn't be rich, give money to the poor, the Church should be collectively helping each other, literally forgive everyone and give all you have to the poor).
Although, the fact that nobody seems to be able to follow this perfectly illustrates the entire point on why Jesus had to die. I don't see how people don't realise this.
The cruelty is the point.
"Yes, but that doesn't work anymore. That's weak."
I don't get what they expect the priest to do about that, since they're quoting the Bible.
Do they expect them to outright make up something about how everything is fire and brimstone?
I mean they've always been subversive, and the upper echelons of organized religion have, largely, been hypocritical since the year dot.
I think that's the whole point of Jesus coming and dying- Because He knew that men cannot be righteous in men. He became righteousness because we cannot.
It's the same pattern in the old testament - you see man committing real atrocities against man in there.
nottheonion
Yeah this literally happened, with some in Congress calling for her deportation….
Why is this perfectly accurate headline in an Onion community?
Republicans are offended by everything.
Party of projection who loves to call everyone snowflakes.
Republicans are offended by this comment
That's because they want everyone to live as they tell them to.
"Not a great speech! The guy HATES us, and I heard he's not making a lot of money. Should cut his hair... not clean-looking! I think he could be a liberal."
- Trump on Jesus
Meanwhile Trump wouldn’t put his hand on the Bible.
according to the German Onion... he did and it caught fire
Satire aside- it's weird watching someone pretending to be christian preaching at someone who is also pretending to be christian who gets offended that their fake christianity contradicts their own fake christianity
Someone at The Onion didn't get the memo
This is Reductress
Everyone should feel offended by someone preaching bullshit.