Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

oy what a oysshteler!

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

you gotta appreciate the effort though

And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.

I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.

Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites
- if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size

hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh

That pizza looks good enough for Jehovah!

Beat me to it. Sorry, stoned me to it.

28 character limit?

Fuck that

— Pierce Brown’s dramatis personae

probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)

I googled it and nothing interesting appeared
- You were warned.
- DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn
- for me there was one image that was somewhat interesting... nothing too exciting though
sexagrams

Isn't that just OnlyFans?
Upvote for the warning

In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.

maybe they read it but ignore it because they don't want to take the effort?
Just like how Amazon drivers don't read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷‍♂️
- I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.
- I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol

That's not a pizza, its an Israeli bomb disguised as a pizza because they suspect you of being a Hezbollah member

Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that "Israel" and "Judaism" are the same thing only helps them.
- Its in reference to the Israeli flag, not Judaism
- The star of David was adopted as a Zionist symbol, not a Jewish symbol. Before ~1850 it would be ridiculous to conflate the two, and until the 1940s it was still incredibly controversial to link it to Judaism. It was ironically the Nazis that popularized the idea a hexagram should be the Jewish symbol.
i think thats why they said theyre afraid

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

How far we have fallen

I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.

Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine
Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.
- Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

Pizza Hut, not a big fan of ham or Ham?