My wife does this for reasons I don't understand. Maybe I'm some kind of famous streamer or something. But I still have to choose good cute games like Mario or Kirby.
you gotta start screaming like a twitch streamer starting a YouTube video, "HELLO TODAY GUYS WE ARE GOING TO TRY TO BEAT DARK SOULS WITHOUT ATTACKING!! REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL" then just die to the same boss for 8 hours straight
Don't forget to promote raid shadow legends, audible, a meal plan program, and some form of powdered caffeine you mix with water thats vaguely grape flavored
If this is truly supposed to be a sexual innuendo she has no chance of him ever getting it. She needs to learn to communicate her wants and needs, at least more.
Sometimes communicating your fetishes can be tricky. I mean, how do you find the right words to say "Honey, I'd like to open our relationship. But just for me. You'll still remain faithful. But I will be seeking 149 other full time women. That way, I can see 5 of you a day, once a month. And none of you will orgasm, unless you're with me. So once a month, each of you will compete for the chance to orgasm against 4 other women who ALSO haven't orgasmed in at least a month, but more likely far longer, just as yourself. That way, everyday I can host a mini sexual olympics with a rotating cast of competitors. And I'll stream it online, and charge people to watch. And then the users can also pay an extra fee to watch the reward orgasm for the winner! And an even higher tier to watch the 4 losers punishments! 2nd place is my personal driver for the day. 3rd place has to cook dinner for the day. 4th place is the maid for the day. And 5th place gets tied down to a table and tickled by the other 4 women."
It's really hard to communicate that to your partner and not have her get all........judgy.
One of my exes made decent money, would bring me flowers to work occasionally, really sweet girl. She would go way out of her way to try to find common things between us like down to the point of eating the same condiments on food even if she didn't like them.
As she approached her twenties, She started getting riskier and riskier in her extracurricular behaviors. Hanging out with people that were getting her blackout drunk, possibly having their way with her (per her own admission) still want to do hang out with them.
I poked around some years later to see where she landed, at some point she was dating an IT guy and decided to throw an IT party for him. The whole thing just burbled with sweet, and cringe. Which was pretty on target.
Glad I moved on and I'm glad it looks like she landed somewhere comfortable for her.
Quit the game before I said goodbye to the deer (who is the first person if I remember correctly) because that game is too damn sad. Like it's great, well written and I love the art style, but fuck man I'm playing games to have fun and that was not doing it for me. One of those games I'll recommend but probably never finish.
When I played with my kid I inadvertently read Atul's lines like Robin Williams as he seemed like a jovial kind of person. But hoo boy that hits hard afterwards. And what is sadder is it's based off of what happened with one of the dev's family members.
Rain world (with the downpour dlc) (incredible game)
Just shapes and beats
Crawl
Binding of Isaac (pretty sure some dlc is required)
Snipperclips plus
Duck game
Pikuniku
A hat in time (I haven't actually played myself but my friends have)
There's also:
Battleblock theater
Towerfall
Samurai gunn
Distance
Human fall flat
Rocket league
Ultimate chicken horse
Enter the gungeon
Almost any fighting game
You can also still play a lot of old couch co-op games through an emulator or get couch co-op mods for newer games (another commenter mentioned Minecraft). There's a lot of options.
it takes two was pretty good, also I forgot if portal 2 multiplayer has split screen or not but that would be fun too
edit: you can also mod Minecraft java edition to have split screen and controller support, haven't personally tried it, but I saw a YouTuber do it lol (iirc bedrock edition has it built in but bedrock requires windows and is worse imo)
edit 2: I forgot ibb and obb. Its good, but was too difficult to play with my (at the time) 10yr sibling. Not sure how it compares with adults.