Actual shitpost

Don't knock on poop's door and be mad when poop's home

You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?

Where did it say he did butt stuff?
Since the guy is comparing it to squirting, I think his partner had diarrhea.

Not necessarily even related to anal sex, but they might have been trying to hold it but there was no stopping the high pressure leak
- Holding in a shit before, during or probably even after anal sex can't be a smart idea
You keep your washing machine in the shower? That seems risky
- I wouldn't mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I'm sure it wouldn't do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day.. sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa...

Bro squirting is also just piss. Stop sugarcoating that shit.

A lil piss never hurt nobody nohow
- Calm down Bear Grylls
- I never said its a bad thing. Hear me out. I just think people think piss is taboo so they invented "piss but not taboo".
My thing is why is it never dark yellow like pee is sometimes? When I make my girl squirt is she always well hydrated?
- Researchers have done sonograms of women before and after arousal, with them having used the restroom immediately at the start of the process to control for initial urine levels. The bladder of a squirter fills rapidly with liquid prior to squirting, significantly faster than it does in similar non-arousal conditions. When you pee, you never void all of the urine in the bladder, so there is definitely pee in squirt, but the urea content was significantly lower than in the pre-arousal urine. IIRC, the researchers determined that the added liquid is mostly just water.
  
  So, squirt is pee, but if she's gone to the bathroom recently, it's very diluted pee.
- It's not supposed to be dark yellow, so I'm guessing better hydrated.
- There is a porn squirt and then there is a vaginal discharge when some of the "natural lubrication" shoots out due to muscle contractions when your lady orgasms.
Don't lie to people it's impossible to sugarcoat it, especially midair.
I've been pissed on?!