You’re gonna take a girl home and fuck her in the ass and then get mad when you find poop?? This is an occupational risk of ass fucking. Do you not have access to a shower and washing machine?
"there's nothing to necessarily imply it was anal sex." Except for the comment I was replying to said anal sex and the post these comments are under is about anal sex. I definitely think holding a shit in during anal sex is incredibly more dangerous than during normal hetero sex
I wouldn't mind a washer machine for people. Circular cylinder with jets on all sides that spray soap and water like a car wash. I'm sure it wouldn't do as well scrubbing but when you need a quick 2 min shower and have had a long day.. sure would beat trying to reach the middle of my back. Stupid stick loofa...