Defense Councel:
Objection, lacks foundation, irrelevant line of questions, this line of questioning will soon call for speculation.
Judge: Sustained.
Prosecutory Counsel: Why?
Judge: Don't make me hold you in contempt Mr. Toddler.
Why?
Why?
Something something mitochondria
"I don't know"
"why"
"because it is not possible to know everything"
"why"
(infinite loop until toddler needs nap.)
I was this way, and then being an undiagnosed autistic 3yo plus 1 too many mild chastisings from my parents made me shy from talking for years. Engage them with a thought provoking flip of the question. "Why do you think food gives us energy?"
I don't think you're allowed to do that in court, though.
A quick thought-provoking because is all I got.
Somehow my children skipped this phase
My oldest never hit this, but the younger one who is currently 3 basically matches this comic exactly
Why?
More entertainment up options now.
I often think I should offer the services of my toddler out for terrorist interrogations.
Isn’t he so cute and itty-bitty in that over sized coat just makes you wanna prosecute whoever he says.
Why what?
