Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef
Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef
IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a dis...
Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.
Quesaritos Are Justice
Fool, how does this solve the beef problem?
For me it’s the ranchero chicken soft tacos
I miss the fiesta veggie burrito
I think it's greed, not cowardice.
Have they tried their butthole?
Per the article... yes
We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat
Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly
Come on, this one isn't even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.
beef stuffed mexican patty.
beef in beef
While many of us are asking the age old question. "Where is the beef?"
“beef”.
BEEF™
They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.
Did it in the 60's, my dude.
Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.
They already did flatbread melts.
My ass is right here 🙄
put it in freezer bags and sell it for use outside store hours