It's a me. FBI open up.

You're already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

you think just posting on the fediverse hasn't already got you on the list?
- I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it!
- Didn't it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol
  
  Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/
  
  Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn't exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.
- Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.
- I’ve only been here a year and I know I’m on at least two.

How dare you use something you don't own in way you haven't been given permission to. Shame on you.

If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I'm gonna have around a million death sentences.

It's a me a mandatory death sentence
Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.
- Joke's on them, I don't like my family!
The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.
So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste
You better watch yourself. I've got the death sentence from 7 rights holders.
- I'll be careful.

GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol
I bought a used copy of Adventures during COVID lockdown to show my wife
- So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?
I still like sf64 more

This reminded me that you can type "do a barrel roll" into Google. Works on mobile too.

I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.
- do a barrel roll
Try zerg rush

"You wouldn't lend a baby."

The babies yearn for the mines
That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.
- Which is ok, the political class is immoral and stands above the law
No but I'd cut one in half and give it to two different women
- Only if you're not sure who's the mother, otherwise it's illegal

Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

However their static Star Fox series is great

Ugh. I wish I didn't have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It's the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

Stop right there, criminal scum!
- User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

Must be a good friend GameCube shit is expensive

You wouldn't eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let's eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn't feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light.

Big fat /s folks...

Yeah I guess Kystal being a woman and Falco having a Brooklyn accent would be too much for some people.