Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.
Guy buying condoms? He's hoping to get some.
Guy buying tampons? He's definitely getting some.
And probably using condoms or he'd be buying pregnancy tests instead
Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?
He is determined to earn the name "Red Beard".
Are guys really worried about manliness when picking up tampons at the store? If anything it'd make a guy look better to me. Picture this: big scruffy sweatpants dude shuffling your way in a tight alley in the early hours of the morning... Then oops! he drops his box of tampons.
He could probably stab me cuz that would drop my guard big time.
A friend in high school heard me and the girls whispering (one of whom was his girlfriend). When he found out one of us needed a pad or tampons and we were seeing who had some, he got excited for the chance to go to the store to get them for us, because he said that buying tampons is the same as screaming, "I have a woman!!!"
I hope that guy is happy, wherever he is. He was a kind soul.
I'm mostly worried about which one to grab
and then use the tampons to avoid leaving blood traces
And now they’ve got him deep throating a fat, girthy, breathing tube?! That is like.. HELLA GAY!
Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.
Um, the picture clearly indicates that the box was OPEN. He ded
Stay strong brother, praying for a swift recovery.
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Instructions unclear, sent horde of Swifties to recovery room.
When interviewed, a Friend of the victim said: dang bro, this beast would usually just smash a 6er of Busch light, blast some rock music and he be back to clam-slammin' in no time flat!