Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons
Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.
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Nurse, this man neds 50cc's of swagger, stat! And go make me a sandwich, because I'll turn gay if I go into the staff kitchen.
Fuck, he's crashing! Tell respiratory to prepare a cigar smoke nebulizer. Set up a tren drip! Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago, where is it?!
Nurse, I ordered that casual misogyny an hour ago,
where is itdid one of you females mess up the order again?!FTFY
I'm so sorry, sir! All I found in the women's cabinet was blatant misogyny, all of the casual emergency/accidental misogynies are a week late because I am ON MY PERIOD!!