Please make sure to check the expiration date on your toilet paper
Please make sure to check the expiration date on your toilet paper
Sorry for poor contrast, it was actually worse with the flash on. Look inside the roll, zoom in if necessary.
Ours apparently expired in July of 1823 ๐
That's just a "best by" date. You can still eat it, though it might taste a bit stale.
88 0 ReplyYeah, its just common sense to smell if your toilet paper is poopy before you eat it.
5 0 Replywhen it starts to go I like to make a nice bread out of it, brings that flavour back.
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For people wondering: This is to track batches from the factory, so when there's a quality issue, they know when and where it was created.
44 0 ReplyThis thing says either 1823 or 1923. Either way, that's an oooooold roll of TP.
6 0 ReplyYall are trippin, itโs July 18/19 2023
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Shitpost ideed.
43 0 Replyudeed?
9 0 ReplyIndeed ideed.
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All this investment...down the drain
19 0 ReplyAll this investment...wiped out
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no way im zooming to looking into your toilet hole dude.
15 0 ReplyThe shells don't expire. Suck it, tp.
14 0 ReplySome people don't know how to use the three sea shells.
6 0 ReplyMeanwhile, some Wilkinson exec from the future: what if there was a fourth shell?
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When the mice eat it, you gotta change the roll out for a new one. That's my policy. Also, the cardboard hurts; don't use it.
14 0 ReplyYou just use it wrong. You have to insert the cardboard pipe as a sphincter implant until new toilet paper arrives.
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Nah
13 0 ReplyJust take my upvote and go R303 yourself ๐
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I ain't zooming in for obv Rick Asstley.
9 0 ReplyIt's saddam
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if you're american, manufactured 18 July 2023?
9 1 ReplyNah. That would be expired by now.
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Just be careful to keep it dry. IIRC there is a fungus that grows on toilet paper in Arizona that will infect you.
4 1 ReplyAre you still in Arizona, Jimmy? You know Dad told you to get the duck out of there and let someone else use it.
2 0 ReplyOof, fair enough. ๐
Yeah, here in Mississippi it often gets rather humid, but we keep it pretty dry inside with the air conditioner.
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Real shitters never need to check ๐ช๐ฉ
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