I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don't have to foot the bill. But beggars can't be choosers so I'll take what you're dishing.
No, it's true as-written too. Given that Kristi Noem shooting her dog is documented fact, whereas "immigrants are eating yer pets!!!!111!" is entirely fictional bullshit pulled directly from some MAGA nutjob's unwashed ass, 1 instance vs. 0 instances does indeed mean the former is (infinitely) more likely.
It's just that a cop shooting your pet is even more likely (by several orders of magnitude) than a Republican governor doing it. But again, both are literally infinitely more likely than fictional lies that don't happen.
I finally looked up this guy after seeing his leftist griftosphere reply guy antics on Twitter before Musk burned that site to the ground and it turns out he has a design company in New York. I checked out the website and boy, it does not look like he's designed anything since the late 90s. No wonder he spends all his time posting gotchas on social media.
I dunno, I imagine somewhere in the United Kingdom there's someone eating someone's pet, and we're a nation with a rich history of immigration, so they could well be an immigrant or the child of an immigrant.
Whereas we don't have many right-wing American government employees hanging about, you know?
After Project 2025, which surely would have a form of it exported in the UK too (or, more likely an innate one receiving additional attention due to its counterpart's deployment "across the pond" as it were), there may be many many more of such.
Possibly on every street corner, maybe families could even help out, like if a child sees something that their parents do that is unpatriotic they could report it...
I must say this all seems a bit familiar somehow though? Oh well, surely ignoring our history won't lead anything bad, ever.