Like most normal human males…

It’s that daft haircut, he’s adopted a different style recently and suddenly looked 10x more human.

No amount of barbers can disguise the blokes behaviour though.

IIRC, he does that to resemble Caeser Augustus or something to that effect..
- It's never not fashionable to style oneself after inbred royalty.
Such a daft bloke.
- daftpilled blokemaxxer
if you’re talking about that recent pic of him floating around with a chain and a bread, that was an AI doctored photo

I MUST CONSUME LARGE QUANTITIES OF CHARRED MAMMAL FLESH

"This bird appears to have been lying in the sun for some time."

Humans cook their food
- Ugh yes I was told to prepare for that. I will try some of your burnt replicated bird meat.

I love that Mark's just a regular guy.

The thing is.. everyone is a regular guy.

All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too. They eat, shit and fall asleep on a pillow every night or about as much as regular people do and usually not all at once. 2 arms 2 legs 1 head and so. Mostly. A bit above average perhaps, but generally they have a regular number of limbs.

Mark likely does all those regular things just as well as regular guys.

However.. Someone who goes on a live stream to introduce his new cutting edge technology by staring into a camera without blinking for 45 minutes endlessly mumbling about smoked meats while rocking a caesarian haircut. That's also perfectly regular.... for a lizard.
- Think circumstances, achievements, influence. About their status, wealth, talents, impact.
  
  Basic human functions: “normal” (except for the maid cleaning their skid marks off the bowl, the million thread count pillowcase).
  
  Almost anything else: distinctly unique. When he gets sad or injured, his care’s different. When he fights with his wife, their opportunities for mediation are different. His most basic human needs can be met lavishly. He is capable of having needs we can only dream of.
  
  The fact a billionaire poops is kinda the least interesting or perhaps relevant thing I can think of, but maybe I’m missing a part of the perspective.
- They eat, shit and fall asleep
  
  what?
  
  oh there is a comma there
- All the movie stars, famous musicians, politicians and renowned scientists, yes, those are all regular guys too.
  
  Today I learned... I'm a regular guy?
  
  Huh.
He tries so hard, god bless