Perhaps it’s the hangover but… huh? I don’t get it. Please help. Kind regards.
90 0 ReplyHe expected an „I’ll have H2O, too“
159 1 ReplyH²O² is poisonous
114 0 ReplyLemmy supports subscript!
H~2~O~2~
displays as H2O2.59 2 ReplyHydrogen peroxide, right?
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The setup is the same as another joke, where the second person asks for H2O too, which the bartender parses as H2O2, and gets served poison.
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So does the would-be assassin expect the cops to say "Oh he asked for Hydrogen peroxide? Then it must be suicide!"
57 1 ReplyOnly if the victim was Epstein or a Boeing whistleblower. But I digress…
25 0 ReplyOr that the bartender will know what he’s talking about and would just serve a customer a glass of hydrogen peroxide as if it were a drink.
17 1 Replythey'll say anything if it means they won't have to do much
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Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?
14 4 ReplyNeed a moment to look through the tap menu
14 0 ReplyPeople who don't drink alcohol?
8 2 ReplyThen you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.
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Teenager me used to do that ALL the time.
3 0 ReplyWhen I get drunk enough I switch to water for at least some time.
4 0 ReplyDon’t most bats not allow teenagers? Unless it’s a restaurant + bar.
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Little Johnny was a boy, but now he is no more; what Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4.
7 0 ReplyI read "chemists" as "chekists". Too much .ml for me
6 0 ReplyAren't those the guys who feed beers to their tattoos?
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If I had to present this as an anti-humor joke:
I'll have H2O.
I'll have H2O... also.
The water was very refreshing.
3 0 ReplyWhy do Catholics kneel when they pray?
Because there’s no syn elimination in the chair confirmation.
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