Its what plants crave

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Water? You mean like in the toilet?
- Hey that’s pretty good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?
  
  Go away! I'm Batin!!!
[Utopia not available in the EU due to Mountain Dew containing more chemicals than a 1990s nightclub]
- So that's why I've not seen it here.
  
  You poor healthy bastards
- EU be like
- So thats why people from my country want to go to America
- We have it in Ireland, but it's not even remotely like the stuff they have in the US. Our Mountain Dew is just like sweeter sprite.
We had a whole documentary about this...
- Was it called Idiocracy? Brawndo! The thirst mutilator!
  
  People need the visualization
  
  Electrolytes, it's what plants crave!
  
  Welcome to Costco, I love you
It's* what plants crave
- it’s wha’t plant’s crav’e
It got what plants grave
- It’s got electrolytes
The real question is what would society be like if water was replaced with mountain dew code red???
- Same image except it's on Mars.
No one would have any teeth
- Dentures go brrrrrr
The dangers of water https://dhmo.org/facts.html
- I have no scientific basis to back this up but this reads like how a large part of the conversation around "Volatile Organic Compounds" or, put more simply, "smelly things" comes across to me.
Brawndo!!
I KNEW Grayox was a corporate plant.

First Nascar memes (Feel the Need for Speed), now the Taste Explosion of Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
- I really wish I got paid to shit post.

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