What's on your gaming sh*t list
What's on your gaming sh*t list
We've all got them, gaming pet-peeves. Maybe it's the unskippable cutscene, or the poorly placed checkpoint that means you've got to sit through the aforementioned cutscene once again. Maybe it's the end-game boss with a surprise second health-bar, or the random difficulty spike that doesn't feel fair.
What's on your videogame sh*t list?
- Additional unnecessary launcher. I will accept the launcher that I bought the game from (i.e. Steam, for a game I bought on Steam)
- Always online single-player game
- Recurrent online activation game, especially one where the servers keep going down.
- Not having a working pause function
- Restrictions on when you can save
Micro transactions for non-cosmetic items, such as weapons, skill points, dlc, etc.. Especially on a game you already bought.
Oh, and adding a game breaking anticheat/DRM to a already launched game. Scrap that, anticheat/DRM in general. If you have to do it, at least do it right.
Or anticheat/DRM that prevents games from running in a VM, annoying AF. My main desktop would probably be Debian with Windows VM on a GPU passthrough if it wasn't for that shit.
Micro transactions
for non-cosmetic items, such as weapons, skill points, dlc, etc… Especially on a game you already bought.Pretty much. No microtransactions, thank you.
Overlays. Steam, my controller, mouse, headset, discord, my GPU all want overlays going at the same time. It's maddening.
Inability to invert the y axis.
When your walking speed is not matched to the NPCs you must walk with. W stop W stop W stop fuck it I'm just going to crouch maybe that'll work
Not having a save/checkpoint immediately before a particularly difficult spot. Retrying a boss a couple times can be fun, but not repeating the long, tedious trek from the nearest checkpoint.
Hollow Knight was a bit annoying for this, I remember one boss where I probably died more times on the spikes than to the actual boss. I guess it's part of the challenge though, and the harder the boss the better feeling once you defeat them.
How about unskippable cutscenes between saves and boss fights?
Shit, yeah I forgot about those!
Unnecessary crafting time. I don't need instant crafting for everything, but some games take it to far and it serves no purpose other than to slow down gameplay. Im playing through Scap Mechanic right now. If I want to make a car, I need to craft bearings for the wheels. Each bearing takes 30 seconds and I need at least 6 for a car. Not to mention the crafting chain of basic materials that you need to get the things needed to craft the bearings all take 20 - 30 seconds each. It can take a couple of minutes to craft from start to finish. I can't be waiting around all day for my stuff to craft.
The last boss of Paper Mario TTYD (original gcn version) has a huge unskippable cutscene you must watch every time you attempt the fight (and it's a hard fight)
The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword has multiple, the most egregious of which are 1. Item pickup notification interrupts gameplay, and 2. They copied and pasted the worst boss fight in the game (like, the gameplay is poorly designed) so you have to fight them 3 times
Also in thousand year door there are a couple levels where you have to go back and forth through the same infested forests several times to progress through the level. The worst one is the spooky forest with the flowers that can make you go to sleep. It's such a drag!
You can use Vivien to hide from them and avoid the combats though, I assumed you were supposed to do that given the other stuff that happens in chapter 4 which makes it a bit harder.
End credits that can't be skipped or sped up
Shoutout to Telltale for making it so you could skip the credits but you'd get a "Telltale Games will remember that" message just like during the actual game.
And then they never remembered. Just like during the actual game.
When games take away control too often, or for really minor things. Unsighted, a great indie game, was terrible for this. It would constantly rip control from you to slowly pan to a door opening or enemy spawning.
Cutesy games with violence as part of the gameplay.
I'm not talking about games which intentionally put these into a juxtaposition, like Cult of the Lamb or Binding of Isaac, but rather games which want to be cutesy, but also don't have any other idea for gameplay than making two characters bash each other's head in.
Nintendo is often weird here, like Advanced Wars 1+2 is literally a war game, but when your army invades a foreign city, the animation has a soldier just stomping on the city sprite, because I guess, this genocide needs to be child-friendly. Pokémon is also very weird.
Fishing mini games!
I know they're very popular and people love them, but I don't like them at all! I hate the mechanic, in some games it feels poorly implemented (cult of the Lamb), and I just find them to be a boring chore.
Better or worse than hacking mini games?
The hacking mini game in nier automata remains my favorite
Much worse, I actually kinda love the simple hacking puzzles in the fallout games
Peripherals (USB headphones, mouse, etc) that try to install software suites EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. you plug them in. Razer products piss me off so much!
I consider it gaming shit list worthy because they target gamers.
When a game requires no arcade skills for several hours of gameplay, and then throws in some challenge/minigame that requires quick reflexes. Sometimes I only want to use my puzzle brain.
Unnecessary dialogue, ESPECIALLY if that dialogue must be repeated ad nauseam in order to complete what should have been a bulk action. Animal Crossing NH, as much as I fucking adore that game, has got to be one of the absolute worst offenders in this regard.
Also, difficulty that isn't "tough but fair", and is instead "every enemy does 10x damage, has 500x HP, has their numbers increased by 5000x, and also you die in one hit." I'm exaggerating obviously, but my idea of a fun challenge isn't being given no room for error against overpowered enemies, it's the Souls approach; once I learn the patterns and flow of things, I should be able to almost play the game on autopilot. I still boot up DS3 all these years later just to relax, as I know the game THAT well now.
Hey! Listen!
Microtransactions.
Microtransactions flogged in main menu.
Paying full price for a game to advertise ways I can pay more money for it, sometimes before I've even played a single minute of it.
Unkillable NPC's, Bethesda style. Yes, yes I would prefer to miss out on content in favour of continuity and immersion.
Bosses that have almost heat seeking effectiveness with their attack. Meaning that no matter how far you go, no matter where you dodge, no matter if you're behind, they are going to hit you if you didn't hit the dodge exactly right to get the invincibility frame. Super huge and slow ass monsters that spin half way through a jump swing to get you behind their back is infuriating.
Menus inside of menus inside of menus inside of pause screens. I have the first Dragon's Dogma as an example. You cannot quit this game without going through three intro screens and their associated music jingle and animation.
A lot of the ones in this thread cover mine, but here's the one no-one has mentioned yet:
No subtitles.
Fuck this. I usually play a game and watch a show or movie. I need to be able to read the lore. Making me whack up the volume because you're too lazy to add subtitles is beyond infuriating.
It's also fucking disrespectful. I have some hearing problems, without subtitles I quite literally don't enjoy the game, because I miss a lot of dialogue (not like half, but I'd say around 5-10%, which might not seem like a lot, but it truly sucks).
Anything that unexpectedly triggers my motion sickness, especially chill puzzle games. (I am talking about Filament)
Sunset Overdrive. You can't just play the game, you have to be constantly moving, jumping, bouncing, grinding, even for objectives where it makes more sense to stand still and hold an objective point.
Trying to do anything other than constantly moving, jumping, bouncing, and grinding results in instant death for no easily discernable reason other than "the devs say so."
I love a good challenging boss.
But when bosses are just short of unbeatable it makes the vein in my forehead pop.
Shao Khan from Mortal Kombat 9 comes to mind. MFer was TOUGH to beat
3D first person jumping puzzles.
The most frustrating thing in gaming that has existed since the dawn of gaming and persists to some degree today: having your inputs just totally get eaten so your character doesn't perform the action you expected when you hit the button.
From failing to jump right as you hit the edge of a cliff in Super Mario to ignoring a roll in Dark Souls, input lag/dropping is the biggest annoyance in any game of any style. Even those that timing isn't important.
Having an issue with this right now. I'm playing a Soulslike called Thymesia and whenever I hit the heal button (Up on dpad) it'll have to wait for the animation to finish before I get the heal. It feels slow at best and downright unfair at worst.
Jedi Fallen Order kept doing this with its healing animation. That and like grabbing a zip line are dependant on the animation of your little droid and sometimes he's off doing something else so it won't actually heal you or let you grab a zipline.
But even more annoying is when it starts the animation of the robot tossing you a stim, and your character catching it and then... You lose a stim but don't actually heal. 😬