There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.
103 5 ReplyProbably my favorite line of any of the Austin Powers and one that I quote constantly.
30 0 ReplyWhen you heard the line for the first time:
Ooh yes. Yes-yes-yes-yes. This is a keeper.
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You Scotts sure are a contentious bunch.
I know it's a different reference
14 0 ReplyTo join the two together: it's said that copper wire was invented when a Dutchman and a Scot simultaneously found a penny.
9 0 ReplyThat's it, Skinner, you've made an enemy for life!
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Stalag: Never trust the Dutch
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Police in The Netherlands: "We will have some fun while solving this crime. We may even put some sprinkles on the bread if the bird is good."
Police in America: "The bird looked like it was going to shoot us so we shot it first. And everyone in the bank too just to be safe. Why don't you respect us?"
80 3 ReplyJokes on us, that's Polly Crackers. Wanted for 47 counts of battery.
42 0 ReplyHe's a pro safe cracker.
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“The suspect has rights!”
21 0 Reply"I want.... My bird."
20 0 ReplyDrone better
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That bird was a fixer for the cartels, just caught in a random assignment. He later became a stool pigeon, if the rumors are to be believed, hence the need for anonymity.
16 0 ReplyMust be friends with the Penguin from Wallace and gromit
14 0 ReplyYou mean chicken.
3 0 ReplyNoot noot
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Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/GH6CZC8Lrd0?t=42s
7 0 ReplyWhy did I not hear about this?
1 0 ReplyKinda makes me want to move to Denmark...
3 3 ReplyDutch = Netherlands
Danish = Denmark
22 0 ReplyTIHI
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Why, you a Dutch bird?
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At least the northern Belgians speak the same language as the Dutch but don't act the same as them
Hats off to Belgium.
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