Who the hell is carrying around an Atlantic salmon in a garbage bag?? I'm having retail PTSD here...
22 0 ReplyYeah. This isn't funny. Its just shitty, annoying behavior.
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Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it's the third most common use of a toilet.
17 1 Replynumber 3 is busting into the toilet
7 0 ReplyMaybe for women.
7 2 ReplyYeah, for us dudes it's a fish almost as often as a poo. Really fish should be a number 2.5, and then 3 is badgers.
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Always has been.
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I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.
8 1 ReplyAh, you got to that one first!
2 0 ReplyIt is.
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Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shit out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.
6 0 ReplyThat's kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants' POV, that's kinda what we do to them?-P.
2 0 ReplyFeeding the multitude was really just ancient human centipede.
1 0 ReplyOr, perhaps, a serving of pie.
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I thought number 3 was when you poop in the urinal
6 0 ReplyYou need to chew your food.
5 0 ReplyOne fish, two fish. Three fish: poo fish.
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This post seems fishy!
4 1 Reply3 0 ReplyMaybe next we could do a number 4? That's when you poop while holding hands!
2 0 ReplyAnthony.
2 1 ReplyI just ate some number 3 🤤
1 0 ReplyHe looks so peaceful
1 0 ReplyNaw, that's a reverse skibidi if I ever saw one.
Edit: so many downvotes, that I am at least going to show my reasoning on this:-P.
Skibidi = man comes out
Reverse skibidi = fish goes in?
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