I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.
38 0 ReplyDamn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat
19 0 ReplyIt is useful in winter.
I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣
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This clearly a lie. Their feet temperature are close to absolute zero
7 0 ReplyThe duality of woman
8 0 ReplyDepends on the woman. My wife puts out more heat than a nuclear reactor.
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That...that explains why they consider all environments to be immeasurably cold. If they're radiating all that heat, any exterior environment seems like 0 degrees Kelvin.
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But it's in incomplete list. Without boobs, it isn't a fair comparison.
37 0 ReplyBoobs are pretty neat
21 0 ReplyDyson sphere has boobs
5 1 ReplyBut no nipples
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A trillion of an SI prefix will always be silly. Just use a bigger prefix!
31 0 ReplyWhile I agree, most people know tera- at this point. Most people probably do not know zetta- yet.
16 0 ReplyMost of us aren't used to "terrawatts" though. Is that like one Earth worth of watts? One watt as measured on Earth? The definition of watt culturally accepted by Earthlings?
8 0 ReplyAnd how're we supposed to learn when y'all keep dumbing shit down?
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There's another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don't have a Dyson sphere.
23 0 ReplyThe size of your mother. ✔️ ❌
20 2 Replyhow can women be expected to compete against the dyson sphere? it’s all over for us, smh 😔
16 0 ReplyYour gf doesn't do that? Weird.
15 0 ReplyIs your girlfriend perchance a Dyson Sphere?
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So you’re into power exchange relationships? sup?
11 0 ReplyHold up! Isn't a Dyson sphere pretty low maintenance once it's built?
7 0 ReplyYeah it's a misconception, it's the Dyson swarm that's high maintenance
9 0 ReplyI doubt it. A structure like that would be an enourmous engineering project pummeled by solar radiation on the inside and space debris on the outside.
5 0 ReplyI guess it would depend on the temperature resistance and how the power is transmitted. Even solar panels wear out, and the collection surfaces of a dyson sphere would be a lot higher temp. But with something that scale, I'd imagine it would be a ton of maintenance work even if was a tiny amount per area.
4 0 ReplyI mean wouldn't you still have to maintain the electrics of a sun sized surface? I guess you could use its own power for maintenance robots...
2 0 ReplyAll I know is that Picard's Enterprise found a long abandoned Dyson Sphere and it was still functional.
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I would like to submit an analogy that accurately communicates how overrated Dyson spheres are:
Dyson sphere = non-trebuchet catapult
Dyson ring = trebuchet
Fact.
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