Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 8mo ago

I'll just be over here setting a new record

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Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired
FINE, I'LL DO IT.

But not because you told me to.
- I will, just because you did!
Well don't mind if I do...

Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.
- The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.
  
  If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.
- Make sure you use the company approved cumpod
  
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Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day
- what else would you say?
  
  Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.
  
  Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better
If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day
- It's a month
  
  It's madness
  
  Oh true! USA notation
Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.
- what about diarrheas
That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋
They absolutely knew what they were doing.
They’ve got you pegged.
Every day for a full month!?!?!?
- Found the american
  
  Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format
- Duty calls
That's a long one
- I call those Saturdays
Seems like a sticky situation
Sigh… *unzips*
Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.
You've heard it guys, time for us to jack off.
...And the I put my day off in the calendar.

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