memes @lemmy.world The Picard Maneuver @lemmy.world 12mo ago

They have it ready to go

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Needs a proprietary name though
- This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.
  
  Often made in the same factories.
- Soma
  
  Maximum Existential Crisis Strength
- Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?
- Wal-MT D
- Zeliexatrin. I just invented that
  
  Damabbabab
- Geompus
I can only hope.
- Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.
  
  Just give the people what they want FFS.
  
  I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.
  
  You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?
  
  You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.
  
  Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.
Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!
- One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.
As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in
- Go straight to the source and lick the frog!
  
  Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.
  
  Don't lick the toads please. They don't enjoy that. (Although AZ Game and Fish has never actually found anyone licking toads out in the desert)
One sure can dream
I prefer the toad version.
- Dried frog pills are no more :-(
  
  The bursar won't like that.
- toad classic
- Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.
- Yeah! What's this toad-free shit?
  
  That's why I take toad Xtra! Now with more toad!
Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.
- Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.
  
  Pharmahuasca
  
  I totally missed the MAOI part!
- ...or so I've heard
Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already
- Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?
  
  Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝
  
  We are.
Sad Bursar noises
Hamilton would like you to leave the toads alone.
Can anyone read the "parents" notice?

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