Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.
Smart Potties: High-Tech Toilets Offer a Futuristic Flush. One Costs $20,000.
These smart commodes will add comfort and convenience to your bathroom
No. I'm tired of everything becomeing "high tech." Stop putting buttons and lights and nobs on everything. I just want to buy it once and not worry about it needing a fucking wifi connection
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Luckily, you can just choose to not buy this one
Was at the HLTH 2023 conference in Vegas this week, they had a toilet seat with a blood pressure and pulse monitor and pulse oximeter.
Based on users weight and weight distribution it could even track multiple people.
When I asked about cost, they insisted they wanted it to be $0 for patients and handled by insurance.
Blood pressure is still pending FDA approval.
https://www.mddionline.com/cardiovascular/sitting-new-monitoring-thanks-toilet-seat-device
When I asked about cost, they insisted they wanted it to be $0 for patients and handled by insurance.
Nice dodge they did there.
Does anyone really give a shit?
Daily. Sometimes more frequently.
Aaah to be young again.
I'm not paying $20,000 for every flush.
I merely posted this as it's "a thing" now. I think we're putting IoT into too much. It's a marketing phase. Apple watches are nice, but I don't own one. Back in 2015 when they introduced the $10,000 to $17,000 18-karat gold Apple Watch (which is now obsolete), it was a fad thing for the rich crowd. Just like when Dan Quayle bought George HW Bush a solid gold toilet paper holder, this is a pretty for the elite.
I don't see too many people buying these, but at $20K a piece, how many do you have to sell?
Any toilet that still flushes is weak, archaic shit. Delft worked on a toilet that burns up shit using plasma.
"I give you happy poopy time!"
Banging on door
Voice beyond the door: "Dad! Don't start pooping! We just lost the Internet! Hold it! Don't drop the deuce!"
"Sorry, you know too much."
I’ve got something similar to the Bio Bidet BB-2000 Bidet Toilet Seat I bought during the great toilet paper sell out of 2020. Worth every penny of the $400 I spent. I feel like a king everytime I sit down.
Bidet changed my life. I fear pooping in public now.
Literal "internet of shit," also ridiculously expensive.
Complete barbarism. Doesn't even have the three seashells lol
Or you can just buy a $300 Toto washlet that has all the same features, lol.
Most of these are just luxury models that come pre installed on some designer toilet. Get a normal toilet, install a basic washlet, and enjoy the benefits of the 20th century. (yes, I'm implying that if you only use toilet paper to clean yourself that you're living a pre-20th century life. That's okay, you do you)
Toilet paper is too futuristic for me. I wipe my ass with a communal stick.
You guys wipe?
You can tell the author had tons of fun writing this.
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Pretty interesting, toilets haven't really changed much for decades but I could see a bunch of ways they could provide useful information to you.
Lol at the bloomers in the other threads though who hate change.