Inflation is killing the dick waffle market.
Don't you want inflated dick waffles though?
Best $575.99 I've ever spent
There's a similar model.for $480. Just sayin'...
(Hyacinth Bucket voice) Richard, I'll not have the neighbors see us eating lower middle-class penis waffles.
I mean...you've really got to be serious about your penis waffles or penis waffles jokes. If I'm spending that much, it better have a theme song and maybe even a dance.
You can’t put a price on your hap-penis!
Why is it industrial, lmao?
I could imagine a shitty hello-kitty level iron with dicks on the plate, but like... is this for a restaurant?
You know how some cultures have fertility-carnivals/festivals/worship stuff? Like you can find pics of people buying penis-everything's during these events.
There is definitely a market for this.
When you need an industrial quantity of dicks you need this.
I thought "what a cute novelty" until I saw the price
Yeah at that price it becomes an investment. Need to put together a business proposal to get approved for a bank loan.
Already been done in Toronto.
https://www.blogto.com/eat_drink/2021/08/members-only-waffle-house-toronto/
Lady bits are a little cheaper.The twat waffle
This Christmas I'm giving OP's mom a waffle iron.
That's great they have a payment plan... I want 2, please.
Imagine making a payment plan of $40 per month over 1.5 years for a penis waffle maker
I know, right... that's why I just got this less expensive model and only paid $21.45 a month for 1 year.
Slathered in greasy butter, and just dripping with sticky maple syrup strait from Quebec.
Pretty god price for the opportunity to stick 4 hot penises in my mouth every morning.
LIES! It's only $227
Pairs well with: Rich's Vanilla Heat 'N Ice, Bakery Icing for Donuts, Rolls, & Desserts, 12 Pound Pail https://a.co/d/6Ah1umT
There's a place in Czechia called Mr. Dick, where you can buy penis waffles, just like these. They're also selling pussy waffles.
How can there possibly be enough demand for commercial production of a product like this?
Do gay day clubs serve a buffet breakfast?
Anyone else notice that we have good, actual memes for most of the day and then the garbage posts start during a specific time frame?
Yes, I noticed it was that time so here we are.
