Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)


Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s
2 0 Replyyou wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance
5 0 ReplyFinally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user
3 0 ReplyI’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss
2 0 ReplyThat’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.
15 0 Reply... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).
5 0 ReplyOkay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta
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My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall
7 0 ReplyPlease make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.True love stories are so inspirational!
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That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍
45 0 ReplyIf this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.
5 0 ReplyOmg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada
21 0 ReplyYou're not gonna believe this...
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Are we dating the same woman?
5 0 ReplyPlot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!
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I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…
20 0 ReplyYour days will be truly miraculous from here on out.
8 0 Replygot my first nicole recently too.
that means the fediverse is growing nicely!
4 0 ReplyWelcome to the fam!
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This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.
16 0 ReplySo on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.
The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.
2 0 Reply🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶4 0 Reply
I was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?
5 0 ReplyI thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.
20 0 ReplyThe mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.
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I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.
2 0 ReplyThis identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.
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Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.
2 0 ReplyThank you OP--timing is superb
5 0 ReplyYou know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.
6 0 ReplyNicole is so hot it's actually insane
5 0 ReplyI thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known
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This is the first thing to make me chuckle out loud today. Completely on topic and unexpected. Thanks, Nicole.
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