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Answer, obviously
I am simple Heavy. Sandvich calls me, I answer.
But this is a wi(t)ch though.
Sorry I can't answer.. I'm already on a call.
Turn phone upside down until sandwich fall out. Eat it up. Yum.
Tap green. Twice.
Hello? Yes, this is mouth.
Clearly a spam call, ignore
accept
Fuck... now I'm hungry.
What monster red phones this
Miss me with that stock photo dry ass looking sandwich
Dry? Between the lettuce, tomato and spread it’s probably just right. What are you looking for? Something most and sloppy between two buns?
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I can just tell.
But I don't mean to rag on it if it looks good to you.
Answer with a funny voice, how about you?
Too much lettuce. I’d let it go to voicemail.
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