Spooky 👻 Halloween 🎃 Dark 🦇 Horror 🔪 Memes @lemmy.world CaptainBlagbird @lemmy.dbzer0.com 1w ago

How nice

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As ominously as this could be interpreted, I think it's clear within context.
- Im worried about the butcherknife in place of a scalpel though
  
  That is a chef's knife
  
  I mean, that's the only notes. Beautiful effort otherwise.
  
  I read it as 8am sharp
I’m impressed they spelled tomorrow right.
- Tbh I'm impressed they wrote any of it. I imagine they've never written anything ij the latin alphabet before so they might have copied the letters photographically
  
  The average person in China is plenty familiar with the Latin alphabet, and English is a required subject in most schools.
- Already better than so many reddit posters. Quick! Ask a Chinese nurse to pluralize 'traffic' and 'email' and see if she puts an S on either. I'm betting no, as she seems on top of things.
  
  Hah! It's 'traffeaux' and 'emu'. Next question!
Today 🥒🫒 tomorrow 🍑
Murdering starts promptly at 8:00 in the morning

I'm assuming that's local time, the note isn't very specific
- Imagine being late for your own murder? Awkward
  
  I'd be so embarrassed
Honestly I think this is cool and if I were in this situation I'd have really appreciated it
- I'd be like:
  
  "Y'all know Baidu also have a translator, right? 🤨"
I wouldn’t have added the blood drop, but ok. Otherwise, good job.
This is the nicest note i've ever seen.

All I've gotten from U.S. hospitals is thousands of dollars of bills even with insurance.
I get that it's a meme, but surely the nurse could just write something on their phone and translate it to English
- As old as this image is, I'm not sure.
Me: Oh man, I sure hope I don't get a vist from knife guy!

Knife guy:
This is very nice for them to take the time to draw the little icons
🙅‍♂️🍚🚱

➡️🌄 🗡💀🪦 🎶🕺⚰️🕺🎶
- Good ole Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia
Tomorrow, you become an organ donor.
Preparation to a circumcision?
Love that's it bowl of rice, exactly like my Asian wife makes it.
RIP international student

I thought they only ate house animals 🤧

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