Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world compostgoblin @slrpnk.net 2mo ago

I will not disappoint my ancestors

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My ancestors can get fucked. It's time to start living for your descendants.
- *Looks at the current state of the world*
  
  Now that's wishful thinking. Most parents will happily continue polluting and voting for politicians that don't give a fuck about the future of their children.
- What's my special sock got to do with this?
- That is an excellent point
- Look at this guy over here planning on having descendants.
I like how everyone in heaven is white.
- It's specifically the dude's ancestors, clearly he's as white as they come
  
  Pretty racist not to have any black ancestors smdh
- White old men. The ultimative conservative power fantasy.
  
  Ah yes the power fantasy of dying in your old age lol
- It's Mormon heaven.
  
  I'm 90% sure this is a Jehovah's Witness illustration of the 144,000. While they have a lot of minority representation in their pics on earth, heaven is almost always depicted to be white bread as fuck.
  
  Not totally sure it's theirs, though. These groups copy each others homework a lot.
- Fellas, is it gay to go to heaven? I mean, just look at it! You're surrounded by dicks! It's a total sausage-fest up there!
  
  yes ; it is.
- This isn't actually depicting heaven, it's depicting hell for persons of colour
  
  no, hell is good, because their are no Christians there
  
  Does anyone who identifies as a person of color spell “color” with a u?
Is there a reference here I'm missing?
- The Bible.
Religious fantasies are hella weird.
I don't get it. Why are you reaching for the police officers weapon?
- Suicide by cops
why are people so obsessed with death?
- What, that unavoidable thing that takes from us the one thing most of us cherish dearly? Yeah, real strange we fixate on that.
  
  I don't really want to die.
- People have forgotten humor, poetry and romance. I love a good sword fight as much as the next man, but there's more to life.
  
  It's my desire to enter the Bards College. My parents are hesitant, but I pray they let me attend.
- The owner class has made life a meaningless farce of exploitation for most. No time or resources to indulge reasonable hobbies, maintain our bodies, even to have a family, though we are encouraged to have them without the resources to so we may create a new generation of desperate, hopeless capital batteries for the owner class to consume.
  
  A meaningless farce that death is the only escape from, as their prescription of relinquishing your entire identity in service to their further enrichment, ie embracing "that grind culture, bruh" is a fate so dark and perverse that it makes death look like a mercy.
  
  Their grind culture zombies are the most pathetic individuals I have ever interacted with. Dead eyes with a stepford smile. Profit husks.

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