They should keep his body in a building central to the insurance HQs. For every single denied claim going forward, that insurance companies CEOs should have to eat a small piece of his decaying corpse to get the denial approved. Once the body is all gone, they need to replenish the CEO body stock if they want to continue denying claims...
Welp, yours is the most creative take I've seen this morning haha, kudos!
i hope this stars a trend for CEOs in 2025 :)
2025 redemption arc?
Eat the rich
"Hey other CEOs... Are we the baddies?"
i absolutely adore that i haven't seen a single meme, post, or comment that isn't ruthlessly shitting on this fucking guy
It's nice to see more people drop the childish notion that we shouldn't be happy when evil people die. When a knight kills a dragon, it should be celebrated.
It's absolutely made my week which was shitty otherwise.
Same!
The energy has been pretty consistent:
Never before, in human history, has such ruthlessness been so wholesome.
I'd like to add that the more I think about it, this is the logical eventual outcome to for-profit healthcare. How long it takes to get to this point seems like it would vary with a few other factors, but I guess we've reached it now for this timeline.
Live by the dollar, die by the dollar
About $1.50 actually, assuming 9mm ammo
I bet the hitman was hired by the aggrieved parent of a child that was forced to die for profit. Dolla dolla bill.
Wait, is the consensus now that it was a hitman, and not just someone with some luck, skill, and an axe to grind?
I saw that he went through a starbucks. If he had something to drink there and left any traces then he is as good as caught and probably not a hitman. There are almost no US citizens that cant be identified through DNA.
Prior to the shooting, the gunman purchased a water bottle and two protein bars from a nearby Starbucks and discarded the items, according to a senior New York City law enforcement official briefed on the investigation.
Investigators recovered a video showing where the suspect discarded the items, and police collected them as evidence, hoping it could aid in the investigation, the official said.
Sounds like he just bought it for show so maybe he is alright.
Thots 'n pears
