Fertility Doctor #&_$ her right in the @#$--#
Don't eat suppository this time
Stick it in her pooper!
Paracetamol
“Take as needed until symptoms improve”
He who goes to bed with a itchy butthole wakes up with a stinky finger.
He who stands on toilet gets high on pot.
One who runs behind car gets exhausted.
You skipped that apple again.
Nothing, they had a PhD in seismology.
Fell on it.
No you didn’t.
One in a million chance!
It's either lupus or sarkoidosis
None can read. What I’ve written.
"Don't believe everything you read"
Humminum humminum nmimminim.
Minnumm minnumm ptkwumminniT
Crash test dummies?
You summoned some shit with that last word
Even Kermit's fingers smell like Miss Piggy twice a day.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
True… Or not I can’t tell.
"WAKE UP! You're in a simulation!"
Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Glooooooria
Which one of you bitches! Wants to dance?
Honk twice a day if you can read this
L is real 2401
"The kitchen here is contaminated."
"I need to do a rectal exam now"
