I can tell you're not an American, OP.
Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦‍♂️
69 1 ReplyAh, kph/"kills per hour". My favorite American unit of speed.
16 1 ReplyExcuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.
We're talking about kphC.
5 0 ReplyNo, that's also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.
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I'm considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.
10 0 ReplyIt's really a flux as the bullets are moving. The 'per second' is implied.
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Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well
2 0 ReplyProfessional Americaning
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I think you mean round child.
59 1 ReplyAssume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.
41 0 ReplyThat’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise
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I mean, given the trends in child obesity, you won't need to specify that for very long.
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I can't even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There's A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh
7 0 ReplyI read that in an incomprehensible British accent
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Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.
21 0 ReplyIf you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity
20 1 ReplySquare child per bullet then?
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Lol bullets per square child. I'm going to hell if I wasn't already
8 0 ReplySome people will do anything to avoid freedom units
12 3 ReplyThat would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.
5 0 ReplyI like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much
4 0 ReplyI will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch
6 0 ReplyThey are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you're done with the milk.
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5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km
3 0 Replyhot dog
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