Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says
Officers seize bag with ‘Definitely not a bag full of drugs’ printed on it – and it was full of drugs, Police Bureau says
Mia Rochelle Baggenstos, 37, and Reginald Lamont Reynolds, 35, were arrested for delivery of methamphetamine, unlawful possession of methamphetamine, unauthorized use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.
The rules were that you guys weren’t going to fact check
84 0 ReplyThe true crime was the lie
32 0 ReplyNope. The picture shows the bag contained other illegal items, therefore it wasn't full of drugs.
25 1 ReplyThat's just more lies
6 0 ReplyThere were more molecules of air than the total number of drugs.
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Inconceivable
19 0 ReplyYou keep using that word...
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All warfare is deception
18 0 ReplyI think the only deception in this case was self-inflicted.
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At least if you're gunna do crime, have a sense of humor about it
18 0 Reply"I have a great idea"
14 0 Reply...but the bag said!
12 0 ReplyDamm I really thought that would work Ill throw away my bag that says the same thing.
9 0 ReplyHave you tried not keeping drugs in it?
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Fuck the police.
12 6 ReplyGenerally I would agree. but after reading the first couple paragraphs, I think I gotta back the police up on this one.
7 1 Replystealing a car is bad, but the majority of the process is insurance companies anyway, the police are a minor part of the bureaucratic process.
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Nobody asking if the bag belonged to Baggenstos? Nominative determinism win?
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