Man charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Florida golf course as case is assigned to Judge Aileen Cannon
Man charged with attempted assassination of Trump at Florida golf course as case is assigned to Judge Aileen Cannon
Oh he's screwed. She's going to sentence him to be
hunghanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.111 0 ReplyAlternatively... she's so fucking incompetent that he gets off without a sentence because she fucks up procedure that thoroughly.
109 0 ReplyGuess time will tell.
16 1 ReplyAssuming he has a competent lawyer. Very possible she sucks and so does his lawyer.
7 0 ReplyThis is my bet.
8 1 ReplyI reckon this is what will happen, but it'll be intentionally done
8 2 ReplyProbably a more likely scenario.
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24 1 ReplyHanged. Hung is the past tense for an object being suspended. Hanged is the past tense for when you refer to someone being killed by hanging.
19 3 ReplyPeople have always said I'm well hanged.
21 0 ReplyMaybe they did mean hung, drawn and quartered.
In that case, I'd rather be hanged.
7 0 ReplyThank you for doing what I had to work hard to not do.
3 2 ReplyThat description might actually stick in my brain.
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His public defender
54 1 ReplyCan you preside over a case when the target of the crime is a defendant in your court on another case?
44 0 ReplyAnd when that person appointed her in the first place?
Ethically and impartially, no. But it's going to happen anyway.
27 0 ReplyIt's Florida and a Trump-appointed judge, so yes.
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42 1 ReplyDan Levy is a gem
19 1 ReplyThank you for putting a name to a face. I’ve seen these gifs forever and never knew who they were.
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Yeah, assigned "randomly"
39 1 ReplyIt's so demoralizing that this stupid, corrupt piece of shit is a judge at any level.
33 0 ReplyWant to know the best part?
Federal judges aren't required to be attorneys, so even if she's disbarred she gets to keep her appointment as long as the Republicans refuse to impeach and convict her.
12 0 ReplyThe human world hasn't been purposefully designed to delight either you or me. It's designed to give someone who wants to oppress other people with power more power to oppress other people.
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I'm sure she'll be just as vigorous in granting him every conceivable doubt as she is with Trump.
25 0 ReplyShe should throw out the case because it has a prosecutor!
13 0 ReplyLet’s see what his attorney does with her past decision record. Should be very easy to find all sorts of ways to delay or cancel the trial.
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She’s going to execute him herself.
19 0 ReplyThe fix is in.
14 0 ReplyLol. This is going to be interesting!
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