I dont have to hand out candy if nobody can get to my door.
<tips forehead>
Make your house the scariest on the block by not decorating at all and turning off your lights. Maybe a small note on the door: "FBI WARNING: This home prohibited from engaging in Halloween activities."
This is heaven for my tortoise. She loves pumpkins and we tell everyone in the neighborhood to bring all their old Halloween pumpkins to our place after they're done with them.
Carved pumpkin getting a little wilty? She doesn't care. Munch munch munch! Delicious.
Are we talking like a box turtle or an actual tortoise that will live like 100-200 years?
Either way that's dope
I can smell pumpkin spice when I look at this image.
The "welcome friends" sign while the path to the door being completely blocked hits just right.
This oughta stop those fucking Jehovah's Witnesses cultists.
Ah...my neighbor.
Ew black painted front door
Oh I'm sorry it isn't a much better white door,
