The golden snitch.
162 0 ReplyOf course that kid grew up to be a cop
124 0 ReplyFor anyone unaware, Harry does indeed become a cop (auror).
81 0 ReplyAAAB
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Remember kids, if someone offers you drugs, say "yes thank you" because drugs are expensive.
108 1 ReplyAren't pills like dirt cheap?
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Given that Potter is a blank slate of which JK Rowling occasionally used to espouse derisions against characters' actions that didn't align with her "don't-rock-the-boat" neo-liberal attitude, Potter would 100% act like that.
66 1 ReplyAs others mentioned, he literally became a magic cop
28 0 ReplyOr he'd do it and get in trouble for some forced reason.
9 0 ReplyMcGonagall spots him, confiscates it, goes back to her office, sparks it back up and gets to ripping phat drags.
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This is why Hermione ends up with Ron. Harry would definitely call the cops on her when she makes illegal concoctions.
47 0 ReplyHarry is the cops.
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Harry Narcer
34 0 ReplyNarcy Potter
25 0 ReplyNarcy Pot's pot wasn't welcome in Potter's spot
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The censored version of Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's got Stoned
34 1 ReplyOnly nerds don’t do drugs
28 4 ReplyBruh, half the drugs were invented by nerds. The other half were discovered by plant nerds.
55 0 ReplyThis nerd sat down and said yeah I'm gonna discover everything that gets you high
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Bro listened to D.A.R.E. and took it to heart. In 6 years he was lighting up with Ron more than Draco could ever dream of smoking.
23 1 ReplyBruh, bro is bein kind and offering drugs, fucking asshole and snitch smh
21 1 ReplyWhat would you expect from a future magic cop? Potter's a fucking narc.
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"oink oink, I'm a Fascist pig" -Harry Potter
12 2 ReplyFuck you harry potter if you won't take the blunt I'll hit it
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