They must get on with it now.. find some other way of accidentally dying. If this proves one thing it is either the total lack of imagination in Russia, or the total lack of education on the risks of heights
They just have to add some flourish.
Falling from the basement window on 6 bullets someone accidentaly dropped on the ground while shooting themselves 3 times to the back of the head with hands tied behind their back after totally by accident splashing novichok on their undies.
In a few hundred years it'll be written that during this time a whole bunch of people with important jobs died in Russia by falling out of windows, and there will be people thinking 'no way', when actually, 'yes way'. I'm a little tired of watching history happening in my lifetime, ngl.
It just feels like I've been living in a Wikipedia article's "Events leading up to..." section all my life. Now, I don't want to monkey paw it, it's not like I want to live in the Wikipedia article's main events section.
Either Russia really needs to work on better building codes, or they need a complete change of government. This is beyond incompetence, even patients at hospitals have been falling out of windows. The negligence is absolutely astounding. /s