Awful taste but great execution.
61 0 ReplyI miss that sub
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Here in Australia I wouldn't be surprised if a bird would swoop in to take it away along with whatever body part it was attached to.
43 0 ReplyOther than someone freaking out and smacking your head reflexively, one other concern is they might smack it hard enough to rip it out of your ear.
26 0 ReplyReally weirded out by how many people in here are talking about hitting it, like that's a normal or okay response to a big spider on someone.
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If it's a non fatal blow that's the best way to get a spider to bite that person.
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If it's a fatal blow then now the person has spider guts smeared all over them.
It's just.... there's nothing good about doing that. Either flick it off or use a piece of paper to remove it.
18 0 ReplyMost people aren't talking about how they're going to calmly consider the situation and then hit the person. They're referring to the fact that by the time they notice, said individual is going to be too close for a spider that size to get anything other than a fight or flight reaction.
Buuut yes, don't go slapping things on people or something, guys. It does tend to cause more issues. If you absolutely have to hit, do more of a swat away rather than a slap into.
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or stab the pin into the head skin behind the ear...
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So how many times will he get smacked upside his head?
18 0 ReplyEvery time I saw myself in the mirror I would probably give myself a concussion.
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Do they make these for my Prince Albert?
13 0 ReplyNow we know where the maggots come from
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I hate you and the 8 legged spider you rode in on. I am going to have unreasonable nightmares tonight.
Take my upvote.
14 1 ReplyDefendant: Your Honor, I was doing him a favor.
Judge: With a baseball bat?
Defendant: I was doing us all a favor.
Judge: Case dismissed!
9 0 ReplyDoes it attract other spiders?
7 0 ReplySpider fuck party in your ear drum!
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The legs would tickle like crazy.
7 0 ReplyFuuuuuuck that
6 0 ReplyLove the idea, where can I get one?
5 1 ReplySmack it and save the poor guy
4 0 ReplyMy immediate thought was that someone is definitely going to scream and smack him on the side of the head the first time he wears that out somewhere lol
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These would be great for Halloween!!!
4 0 Replythanks, i HATE IT
4 1 ReplyGood way to get the shit smacked out of you
2 0 ReplyThat’s like those Snapchat or TikTok filters that have a spider crawl across the user’s face. Too realistic to be enjoyed for most.
2 0 ReplyI am SOBER and this gave me the W-I-L-L-I-E-S fuck
3 1 Replyhey females, check out my earring
i hope for sure you find it endearing
a lot of y'all might really be a-fearing
cause a spider's molesting my ear
3 2 ReplyThis is 100% made so you can "have fun" freaking out tripped out people at raves.
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