The biggest problems in the vast universe [Elder Cactus]
The biggest problems in the vast universe [Elder Cactus]
Also, "I created the vastness of reality, the complexity of existence, and all that has ever been, but I will only communicate via vague "signs" and schizophrenic humans."
That actually makes sense. A being so powerful is far too different from humanity to communicate clearly.
Mate, what are you on about?
You create a whole universe and stick humans in a tiny portion of a tiny galaxy, of a tiny star system, in a tiny part of the planet, in a tiny set of environmental conditions able to observe a tiny percentage of the electromagnetic radiation for a tiny amount of time able to manipulate objects in a tiny percentage of physical scale and are born to have 0 knowledge of God unless some other human tells you about it, and you better hope you believe the right one or you are sent to eternal torment?
"But it makes sense because your mind would melt" wtf?
Give us a universal language and an innate ability to read it, and write your words on the surface of the moon, or even better we grow with the knowledge pre installed in our heads.
Dude, my cat is pissed now. Thanks.
Hey just because god isn't watching doesn't mean touching buttholes is necessarily free of consequences
"These desert nomads on this tiny planet on the edge of this galaxy? They're my chosen people in ALL THE UNIVERSE!"
Tbf if I were god I'd probably do something that insane.
I can certainly see why desert nomads on the edge of the galaxy would want to believe it
...Tusken Raiders on Tatooine? 🤔
"I have made a huge mistake." CTRL+Z CTRL+Z -- Genesis 6-9
The Spice Melange!
The Spice must flow!
That is how his power developed and he doesn't want to share the spotlight!
Butt stuff was the fruit of the knowledge of good and evil this whole time!
Of course!
It all makes sense now!
